~ FEE SCHEDULE ~

• Posted by Bishop Coulbeck June 7, 2019 - Filed in Personal - 3,221 views

   

  Voluntary commerce agreements between individuals and corporations are governed by the UCC. In most instances when I voluntarily purchase a product or make a deal it is my responsibility. All losses, fees, penalties, damages and cost are my responsibility, buyer beware.

  BUT, when you force your commercial activities and business deal on me and force me to participate all liability falls to you, the seller, seller beware. You are responsible for all losses, fees, penalties, damages and cost. Hence my fee schedule comes into force.

  I shall bill you, personally, take you to court, if necessary, get a judgement and collect my fees. My fee schedule is as follows:

  FEE SCHEDULE:

  ~ HOURLY RATE: $420 PER HOUR OR PART THEREOF (first fifteen minutes free)

  ~ CONCURRENT TO ALL OTHER FEES, RATES; PROPER PAYMENTS TO UNEMPLOYMENT,

  WORKERS COMPENSATION, RETIREMENT, INSURANCE, INCOME TAXES AND MEDICAL EXPENSES.

  ~ INTEREST RATE ON DEBT PAYMENTS IS 50% COMPOUNDED MONTHLY, PRO-RATED   DAILY

  ~ ADMINISTRATIVE FEES AND PENALTIES OF UP TO $1,000,000 PER VIOLATION

  ~ DEALING WITH ME IN BAD FAITH (FRAUD) $500,000 EACH OCCURRENCE

  ~ PASS BAD CHEQUE IS AGREEMENT TO INTEREST RATE CHARGES AND WILL BE APPLIED

  ~ INTERFERE WITH MY COPYRIGHTS $500,000 PER OCCURRENCE

  ~ NOT BILLING FOR ANY OF THESE FEES DOES NOT NEGATE THAT CHARGE AT ANY OTHER TIME

  ~ CHARGES ARE MADE ON A PER PERSON AND PER OCCURRENCE BASIS

  ~ RETAINER: $50,000

  ~ FEE FOR ACCEPTING TRUSTEESHIP OF ANY TRUST $1,500,000

  ~ FORCE A LAWYER UPON ME $2,000,000 PLUS LAWYER FEES
  

  ~ PUBLIC SPEAKING $5000 PER APPEARANCE PLUS EXPENSES

  ~ WEDDINGS: $750 PLUS EXPENSES

  ~ FUNERALS: $750 PLUS EXPENSES

  ~ MARITAL COUNSELING: $210 PER HOUR

  ~ GENERAL LIFE COUNSELING: $210 PER HOUR

  ~ HEALING SPIRITUAL FOCUS: $210 PER HOUR

  ~ EMERGENCIES, SUICIDES, ARREST, AIR SEARCH, ETC.: EXPENSES AND $210 PER HOUR

  ~ DENY ME MY CONSTITUTIONAL, SOVEREIGN OR HUMAN RIGHTS: $1,000 PER OCCURRENCE

  ~ INTERFERE WITH POLITICAL ACTIVITIES: $1,000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ INTERFERE WITH MINISTRY OR CHURCH ACTIVITIES: $1000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ VIOLATION OF MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH $100,000 PER OCCURRENCE

  ~ STOP AT TRAFFIC STOP FOR LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES HOURLY RATE PLUS ALL OTHER FEES

  ~ ORDERING, REMOVING, FORCING ME TO EXIT AN AUTO, BUILDING, DOMICILE OR  PUBLIC PLACE: $150,000

  ~ ILLEGAL SEARCHES: $250,000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ ILLEGAL SEIZURES: $250,000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ ORDERING, REMOVING, FORCING ME TO ENTER AN AUTO, BUILDING, DOMICILE OR  PUBLIC PLACE: $150,000

  ~ INCARCERATION RATE $10,000 DAILY OR ANY PART THEREOF, PLUS ALL ABOVE FEES, RETAINERS FEE, EXPENSE ACCOUNT AND LEGAL COST

  ~ DAMAGE TO PROPERTY: COST PLUS $1000 FEE PER OCCURRENCE

  ~ FORCING ME INTO A GOVERNMENT ACTIVITY: $50,000 RETAINER, $50,000 ENGAGEMENT AND ACTIVATION FEE, EXPENSE ACCOUNT $100,000, PLUS ALL FEES AND RATES APPLY

  ~ UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS UPON MY PERSON: $1000 - 1ST IMPOSITION,  $2000 -2ND IMPOSITION, $3000 3RD IMPOSITION INCREASING BY ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER OCCURRENCE

  ~ BODILY HARM $1,000,000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ LOSS OF USE $5,000,000 PER OCCURRENCE
  

  ~ BATTERY $5000 PLUS EXPRESSED AGREEMENT TO MY SELF DEFENSE MEASURES, ALL OTHER FEE SCHEDULES AND EXPRESSED AGREEMENT TO THE CONTEST

  ~ ASSAULT $5000 PLUS EXPRESSED AGREEMENT TO MY SELF DEFENSE MEASURES, ALL OTHER FEE SCHEDULES AND EXPRESSED AGREEMENT TO THE CONTEST

  ~ THEFT OF PROPERTY: 10 TIMES FULL VALUE PLUS PENALTY FEES, PLUS BAD FAITH

  ~ FALSE WITNESS, LYING: $250,000 PER OCCURRENCE PLUS BAD FAITH
  

  ~ UNINVITED BREAST INSPECTIONS: $1,000

  ~ UNINVITED GENITAL INSPECTIONS: $1,000

  ~ DENY DUE PROCESS AND TRUTHFUL JUDGEMENTS: $1,000,000 PLUS ALL OTHER FEES

  ~ STALKING OR ATTEMPTS TO DISHONOUR ME $10,000,000 PLUS FEES AND PENALTIES

  ~ DENY ME MY CONSTITUTIONAL, SOVEREIGN OR HUMAN RIGHTS: $1,000,000 PER OCCURRENCE

  Why did you stop me? I don't discuss my day.  Am I being detained?

  Am I free to go?  I remain silent.
  

  THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

   

  "I refuse all civil jurisdiction regulations and offers officer, (cc176), don't try to intimidate me into believing that I need to do otherwise or that intimidation (cc423) can put you in jail for seven years officer. Go shove that offer up your office, officer."